Chairman Dan, the Premier of the Peoples' Democratic Socialist Republic of Victoria, has secretly signed a secret deal with China's not-so-secret BRI.

The banks' fiscal years were so compromised by costs of Kleenex (to wipe tears from executives whose bonuses were slashed) as to make their profit results meaningless.

W&D, whilst snoozing Thursday afternoon on his Chesterfield, was awoken by the sound of something falling off a nearby cliff. AMP's share price...

Readers might think the only game in town was what dress the Duchess of Sussex wore today. Err, no. The Shanghai Composite Index is down 31% in 9 months: a 4-year low.

A modest market downturn didn't stop the media scouring the OED for exciting adjectives to portray a 3.3% fall in a market that has risen 8% in three months.

By any measure, the 'European Project' has failed. Except to employ Eurocrats and ensure Germany's economic colossus by an artificially weak currency.