If V-W-V-Trump thinks that injecting corona-virus patients with disinfectants might cure them, what does he do if Melania complains of a headache (a real headache, not a "No. I've got a headache" headache)?
As Warren predicted. Negative oil price? How does that work? President Chuck.
“I have instructed the United States Navy to shoot down and destroy any and all Iranian gunboats..." Trump astutely noticed that Iran has a world's first: flying gunboats. These are a hybrid of usual gunboats and Persian magic (i.e. flying) carpets.
That ain't a cliff... Relevance Deprivation Syndrome outbreak. Peace breaks out.
Croesus Turnbull dumps excrement from a great height on friends and foes alike. Few escape his far-flung dung. But what is clear is that whilst he had a good handle on policies, he just didn't, and still doesn't, get politics.
Tsar Vlad tackles CV-19. WFM. Chickens coming home
Who would be the first sufferer of RDS to break ranks and come out with his/her/non-binary comment on CV-19? Close. But no cigar. Former clothes-horse and foreign minister Julie Bishop finally couldn't resist the temptation.