Stimulus. Such a tricky word. In the arid world of economists, where a single digit change in an arcane forecast can cause unbounded excitement, stimulus describes boosts to an economy by governments.

If V-W-V-Trump thinks that injecting corona-virus patients with disinfectants might cure them, what does he do if Melania complains of a headache (a real headache, not a "No. I've got a headache" headache)?

“I have instructed the United States Navy to shoot down and destroy any and all Iranian gunboats..." Trump astutely noticed that Iran has a world's first: flying gunboats. These are a hybrid of usual gunboats and Persian magic (i.e. flying) carpets.

Croesus Turnbull dumps excrement from a great height on friends and foes alike. Few escape his far-flung dung. But what is clear is that whilst he had a good handle on policies, he just didn't, and still doesn't, get politics.

Europe's two largest economies, Germany and France, who behave alternatively like love-struck teenagers and an about-to-divorce 50 year-old couple, are in recession.

Who would be the first sufferer of RDS to break ranks and come out with his/her/non-binary comment on CV-19? Close. But no cigar. Former clothes-horse and foreign minister Julie Bishop finally couldn't resist the temptation.