Tsar Vlad tackles CV-19. WFM. Chickens coming home
Who would be the first sufferer of RDS to break ranks and come out with his/her/non-binary comment on CV-19? Close. But no cigar. Former clothes-horse and foreign minister Julie Bishop finally couldn't resist the temptation.
Alt-science. Mental lockdown. Not the CV-19 Report
To ensure that everything gets back to normal, i.e. his re-election campaign, Alt-Science-Trump wants to lift all federal CV-19 restrictions by Easter. This will coincide with the expected peak of the epidemic in New York. Would he see the irony in this?
Don't mention the war. The world divides. It's been a while since...
The Anxious are stockpilers of items in addition to toilet paper and food. They probably still have the can of baked beans left over from Y2K. And who sterilise every door handle before use. The Relaxed are relaxed.
The sky is not falling. At the White House keyhole. Charting Bernie.
Wry & Dry's man had his microphone at the White House keyhole:
"So, what am I going to announce?"
"Well, sir, your actions so far have been outstanding: decisive, proportionate and reasonable. You will go down as one of the great presidents."
"I know that."
Don't be fooled: no-one knows. American Samoa speaks. Baby Borisconi.
This pesky corona-virus thingy has taken on a life of its own. And public statements that would make Barnaby Joyce ramblings look sensible are swirling across the globe in a self-sustaining vortex of speculation.