In a US diplomatic disaster only matched by Khrushchev slamming Kennedy at Vienna in 1961, Tsar Putin roundly routed Tarzan Trump in Helsinki on Monday.

The world sighed thankfully at the cave rescue happy ending. But it will be forgotten in a year. The economic carnage created by Tarzan Trump will linger for years.

Just when Readers thought they were safe from politicians... Tony Abbott escapes from his winter cave and Tarzan Trump sees two new Photo Opportunities.

Imagine Wile E. Trump, careering over a cliff, coming to a halt and suspended in mid-air, atop a Harley Davidson motorcycle, waiting for gravity to exert itself.

It's weird that it took the wife of a former US President to finally get Trump to understand what the rest of the world was thinking: locking up 2,000 children for the possible sins of their parents is a modern nightmare of earlier incarcerations of children by tyrannical leaders

The Singaporeans host photo-opportunities as well as the Brits do a society wedding. But the media didn't catch all of the goings on at the Trump-Kim summit.