Wry & Dry

  • 14th August 2020 Aug 14

    "Please explain". Sculptures 'R Us. Dictators, dictators everywhere.

    Former PM of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, aged 83, has split with his partner, Francesca Pascale. She started having breakfast with him, as it were, when she was 23, and is now aged 35. But she does get €20 million for her 12 years of, err, enthusiasm.

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  • 7th August 2020 Aug 7

    Sorcerer's Apprentice. Inside Victoria today. Gold, gold, gold.

    Holders of a Victorian Permitted Worker Permit will leave the archaeologically significant document in their wills, as an asset to be valued, cherished by descendants. The only pity is that they have not been numbered, which would add significant value at auction houses in the future. Imagine owning a single digit PWP. But not quite a First Folio.

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  • 24th July 2020 Jul 24

    He would say that... This is nuts. Tsar McVlad.

    Moody's reaffirmed Australia as AAA, so people can reassuringly go back to Netflix, knitting or sock-drawer sorting (Victoria) or the cinema, pubs, restaurants, etc (the rest of Australia).

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  • 17th July 2020 Jul 17

    Shrewd Queensland. Demographic disaster. Full mailbox.

    The Queensland premier closed the state's borders, thereby putting its tourism industry on the road to death. But it soon saw the error of its ways. A devilishly fiendish scheme was devised.

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