Wry & Dry


From the mouth of...

"What I fundamentally believe and I think it was Martin Luther King who said this best, but it's, I think true then and it's true now, is everybody is somebody".

-       William Shorten, Federal Opposition Leader, last July, when asked in what he believed, reprised on Wednesday in Federal parliament.

W&D is glad he clarified that point.

Calendar of events for 2015 for First Samuel Clients

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Some lightly salted absurdities from all over...

At the extreme left-hand end of the bell curve

A man accused of drunk-driving after leading police on a high-speed chase explained to an officer that it was his dog, and not him, who had been driving the vehicle.

Reliford Cooper, 26, blamed the pooch after his car had crashed into a ditch following the chase in Palmetto, Florida – allegedly telling an officer: “My dog was driving that car, I ran cause I wanted to. You ain’t gonna find no drugs or guns on me.”

After throwing up, Cooper, who has previous convictions for armed robbery and burglary, was taken to hospital for a check-up before being charged with drunk driving, aggravated fleeing and leaving the scene of an accident.

(UK Independent)

Unclear on the concept

Che Hearn, 25, drove his car to the local Walmart in Round Lake, Illinois.  He popped inside to do a bit of shoplifting of some electronics items.  But police picked him up whilst he was on foot near the store.

Sadly for Hearn, whilst he was inside shoplifting, a finance company agent (who had followed him to the store) repossessed his vehicle. 

(Lake County News-Sun)


The leader of a Christian group who claimed that the world would end last Wednesday has admitted his prediction was “incorrect”.

Chris McCann, head of the eBible fellowship, warned that the planet would be destroyed “with fire” on 7 October. This did not happen.

“Since it is now 8 October it is now obvious that we were incorrect regarding the world’s ending on the 7th,” McCann said.

(Raw Story)

Captain Obvious 


Have a wry and dry weekend



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