PM Jimmy Morrison is relieved. A social media company from the Yoo-Ess-Ay has taken the alleged parliament house rape from the front pages of traditional media headlines, to be buried between the social and sporting pages.
My quarantine is better than yours. Did a princess die? Fewer to celebrate Chinese NY.
The World Health Organisation just concluded its initial report from China into the origins of Covid. And has found that Covid didn't have an origin. It just appeared.
Trump successfully blended a rare genius for self-publicity with the EQ of Attila The Hun and of being President. This meant four years of full time employment, with overtime and penalty rates, for cartoonists, comedians, impersonators and lawyers.