"I'm shocked. Shocked. That ...." Streisand effect. High altitude boxing..
"My name is Maximus Votimus Andrews, commander of the Branch-Stackers of the South, General of the Felix Branches and loyal servant to the true emperor, Xi Jinping. Premier of a state without sun, premier for life. And I will have my vengeance, in this election or the next."
Protesting at Rye. Record forecasting error. Electrifying Tesla.
Police enforced social distancing laws at an out-of-hand protest on the Rye pier. Some 40 fisherpeople were a threat not only because of CV-19 transmission but more alarmingly they were carrying weapons that were disguised as fishing rods.
Luckiest man of the week. Round up a posse. Corona-red ink: the new black.
The winner of Wry & Dry's Luckiest Person of the Week goes to Emperor Xi Jinping. Runner up was Joe's Smashed Window Replacement Inc, of Mobile Office, Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills, USA, just ahead of Fair Ballots R Us, The Kremlin, 103132 Moscow Russia.