Wry & Dry #36-25 Gnats incompetence reveal. AAA loss leads to ZZZ. Bre-enter.
The flat-earthers in the National Party have locked Albo into the Lodge until 2037. This week’s great schism of the Coalition mirrors the ALP split of 1955. And that sandpit fight kept the ALP out of office for another 17 years, until Whitlam gave the treacherous Billy McMahon the DCM in 1972. But by this morning the Gnats might have changed their minds.
Wry & Dry #35-25 Trumpster blinks. “… ask a woman.” Albo washes his hands.
The election postmortems continue. And Wry & Dry is exhausted, but feels duty bound to add his tuppence worth.
However, inevitably, Trumpster dominates the literature. And has added a new meaning to “token gifts from overseas.” A gift of a $400m 747-800 aircraft to use as Air Force One, until the much-delayed new kit from Boeing is built. No strings attached, of course.
Wry & Dry #31 FY-24 Where 88% is a fail. Where’s Dan? Useful idiot.
Tsar Vlad threw himself at the feet of his subjects. And begged to be re-elected for the 5th time. To make it easier for his subjects to vote for him, he wisely banned all opposition parties.
Under those circumstances, he really should have got at least 100% of the vote. So, an 88% result is a dismal failure.